Friday, July 02, 2004

According to Post, when he spoke about the criminal being President Bush, Saddam emphasized, "I am an actor on the world stage. I am talking to the world. And I am going to persuade the world forcibly. I am in charge of Iraq. This is illegitimate, and my radical Arab followers should applaud my courage in still defying the West."
(Dream sequence...imagining this rant going on unchecked...)

I am in charge.
I am the Tooth Fairy.
I am the Easter Bunny.
I am the Beta and the Ypsilon.
I am the walrus.
I am your worst nightmare.
I am Sam, Sam I am.
I am one poor correspondent.
I am my own wife.
I am all out of love, I'm so lost without you.
I am better than you.
I am hungry.
I am not only the founder of Hairclub for men, I am also a client.
I am thoroughly modern Millie.
I am the very model of a modern major general.
I am I said, to no one there.
I am the cheese.
I am the morning DJ on WOLD.
I am not an animal!
I am woman, hear me roar.
I am a rock.
I am not a crook.
I am Weasel!
I am he and you are me and we are all together.
I am considering bankruptcy.
I am not a witch, I am NOT a witch.
I am opposed to mandatory helmet laws.
I am curious - Yellow.
I am a little teapot, short and stout.
I am expecting.
I am what I am.
I am totally devoted to you.
I am a proud friend of Israel.
I am stuck on 12 across, a seven letter word beginning with d meaning "no longer in charge".
I am so not kidding about this.
I am just a shadow of my former self.
I am an alcoholic.
I am not yours.
I am a Boxer.
I am not a multi-level marketing scheme.
I am not going to pay a lot for a desktop computer.
I am a fugitive from a chain gang.
I am concerned about the long term effects of Creatine.
I am the Central Park Jogger.
I am fit to be tied.
I am da BOMB.
I am currently accepting applications for first officer.
I am ready to be my own boss.
I am a Frank Zappa fan.
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told.
I am unable to answer the phone at the moment.
I am mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more.
I am SO screwed.
I am a babbling idiot.
I am a nut job.

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