UNFORTUNATE JUXTAPOSITION

Which, with apologies to Dave Barry, would be a really good name for a band.

The photo below appears today in the online edition of Stars & Stripes...and in a quirk of fate, the following headline appears immediately beside it.

Marines Try to Disarm Gangs with Soccer

Lookout pig...it would appear you are the ball! Photo by Sandra Jontz / Stars and Stripes