LEAVE IT TO WEASELS.

A protest by supporters of a jailed French radical farmer stopped several cyclists competing in Tuesday's 10th stage of the Tour de France. Lance Armstrong appeared to be among them, which would cause the Tour leader to fall behind by two precious minutes.

The main pack of riders was stopped in its tracks after supporters of radical farmer Jose Bove ran into the road and blocked cyclists near Pourrieres, about 91 miles into the race.

Uh...radical farmer?

"Eef yew don' leesten to zee words I em zaying...I will be fohrced to plant zee zucheeni upsahd dohwn, yew miserable deeng dohng."