Loveinwar has an extremely funny list of suggestions for those of us who don't have the actual pleasure of living this deployment.
Among my favorites...
3. Two hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot." ...
9. Leave a lawnmower running in your living room 24 hours a day for proper noise level.
10. Have the paperboy give you a haircut.
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