IN CASE YOU WERE RUNNING SHORT ON REASONS TO DESPISE CBS...

I link to Andy Rooney's report of his "conversation with God".

Quote that shows Rooney doesn't get it: According to Rooney, "God" says:

“Anyway, as I was saying, Mel is a real nut case. What in the world was I thinking when I created him? Listen, we all make mistakes."

We all make mistakes?