BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T HAVE FOLKS RUNNING AROUND SHOWING LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER...

The Saudi's ban Valentine's Day.

"It is a pagan Christian holiday and Muslims who believe in God and Judgment Day should not celebrate or acknowledge it or congratulate people on it," the Saudi fatwa committee said yesterday in a notice published in Arab-language newspapers. "It is a duty to shun it to avoid God's anger and punishment."

Hey geniuses...why don't you try banning terrorism...